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Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?

Sardar: What ' which part ' ? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ' T '.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job.

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That ' s a 500-year-old statue u ' ve broken.

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don ' t cry.

See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ' All India Radio!'

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr......

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king ' s skeleton.

Tourist: Who ' s that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king ' s skeleton when he was a child.